what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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