fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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