Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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