No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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