Need sex. Gaining weight.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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