the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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