awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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