My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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