If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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