I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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