Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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