I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
