that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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