That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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