I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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