she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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