I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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