My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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