Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
porn star boner night. come get it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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