This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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