she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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