butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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