yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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