I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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