How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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