I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I am one with the molecules
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize