so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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