none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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