from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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