Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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