You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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