:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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