I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dicks are not precious.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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