you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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