You can't special order awesome
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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