Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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