Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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