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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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