Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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