talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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