I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Buhtt sex?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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