i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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