I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
This is the high leading the old right now
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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