You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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