pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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