I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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