You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i came on her dog
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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