omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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