he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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