I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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