Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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