69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
high people should be assigned attendants
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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