so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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