Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
