Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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